The statistic liberals don’t want to admit about crime…
The FBI reports that blacks comprise roughly 13% of the population of the US while committing 52% of the homicides reported by police agencies. From 2011 to 2013 blacks accounted for 38.5% of arrests for murder,manslaughter, rape, robbery, and aggravated assault when statistics for those crimes are combined.
There are a number of proposed causes behind these shocking statistics, racism, poverty, a subculture of violence within the black community, the easy availability of hand guns, white privilege,income disparity, drug use, but no one ever mentions the 600 pound polar bear lounging in the room.
White people are simply not committing their fair share of crimes.
Think about it. If white people would shoot a few annoying neighbors, rob a bank or two when they get short on cash, pistol whip a loudmouth when he deserves it, we would quickly bring these embarrassing statistics into line with population norms.
It is patently unfair to expect black people to commit most of the crimes in this country when white people can do them just as well. It is a not so subtle form of racism and should not be borne. White people need to get off their sofas in front of their 65 inch TVs and go out and rob a liquor store instead of using their debit cards to buy a quart of Stolichnaya, a couple of bottles of tonic water, and some limes. They could easily acquire the liquor store’s entire stock of these items as well as all the cash in the register with only a cheap, or stolen, .38 revolver and a little gumption.
Instead of borrowing that power tool from your neighbor and neglecting to bring it back, wait until dark, scale that fence between your properties, break that tool shed lock with a sledge hammer, and take it for your own. Pawn it when you’re finished. Show some enterprise.
Herman Melville tells us: “The fiendlike skill we display in the invention of all manner of death-dealing engines, the vindictiveness with which we carry on our wars, and the misery and desolation that follow in their train, are enough of themselves to distinguish the white civilized man as the most ferocious animal on the face of the earth.”
And what are you doing?
You’re out tucking organic vegetables into ecologically safe shopping bags at farmer’s markets. You’re lining up at the Apple store to buy thousand dollar iPhones. You’re rock-climbing, bicycling, camping, hiking, and , worst of all, driving a Prius.
Howard Zinn tells us that there were 60, 000 people living on Hispaniola when Columbus arrived, and that within 14 short years Columbus had killed 3 million of them. While Zinn is most probably mathematically challenged in a serious way, it does show you what white people can do when they really put their minds to it.
White people can be effective criminals. Consider Jesse James, Pretty Boy Floyd, John Dillinger, William Bonney, Hillary Clinton, to name just a few.
So, when you see those flashing blue lights behind your Prius after smashing a window and grabbing that nifty new Apple watch, don’t be afraid. Be proud. You’re striking a blow for racial equality.
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